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Derd Essentials
Are trying to figure out what you can do to become more of a derd. Well you are in the right section, this is a list of items that will help you achive your desired level of derdliness. Good luck.
Mullet
This is a trademark feature of your classic 80's derd. The most creative, and stylish mops emerged from this generation and can still be seen today. If you ever witness the transformation of the classic derd into mainstream society you will find the mullet the last thing to go. An 80's derd treasures their mullet more than anything else in the world as it is an expression of ones derdliness. | |
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Duct Tape
If there ever was an invention more usefull I don't know what it is. Whether you can fix things or not, being a derd requires an attempt at fixing everything. There is no better fixit tool than the duct tape a true derd must have. Also the most derd use for duct tape is duct taping a broken window on your car, classic. | |
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Derd Clothing
Very important for the classic 80's derd. Some of the apparell consits of ripped jeans, leather pants, tight shirts of your favorite band, big sunglasses, possibly cowboy boots, bandana, and even jean jackets. | |
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Derd Vehicle
Its time to display your new derd look around town and want the perfect set of wheels to do it in. First off you don't want a motorbike, you may be mistaken for a biker. What the derd needs is a sports car or a truck. Your sports car must be from the 80's with a rebuilt engine and standard, so you can race every suv you meet at the line. The downfall of the old sports car is you can't go offroading. That's why many preffer to take on a truck, now dont forget your truck needs every accessory available, skid plate, big mudders, roll bar, etc. | |
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Winch
Now I know your asking, shouldn't winch go under derd vehicle like other truck accessories. No, the winch is such a derd product that it must stand alone. You can attatch a winch to vehicles, atvs, the wall, any thing you can think of. The raw power, the torque, this thing is the derdliest product there is. | |
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WD-40
The other tool besides duct tape that every derd needs. Is something sweeking, is it locked up, it dosen't matter. This lubricant fixes anything dealing with moving parts. If you engine is making weird noises, spray some WD-40 on it, it can't hurt but it could fix the problem. | |
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